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Banana Hat

A slang word used to refer to a condom. Usually refers to a condom which is a complete spoof or is ridiculously short. Can be found in cheap thrift stores around China and in your uncle's sock drawer.
Fuckboy 1: Hey bro, I pegged this girl I met in a bar last night in the ass. It was the most wonderful anal sex I've ever had.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.
by GoingInDry August 14, 2019
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banana hat

A banana hat is mandatory at Charlie's parties.

Make sure you wear a banana hat if you're gonna mess around with Ava.
by JYC83 December 12, 2009
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Bananahammock

1. A speedo.
2. The last name that the character Phoebe Buffay from Friends changes her last name to.
1. Put on your bananahammock!
2. Meet Princess Consuela Bananahammock!
by Shalin September 22, 2008
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bananapatrol

A word commonly used to describe someone who guards a banana tree
Hey, get away from that tree, you bananapatrol!
by Nathanispro May 25, 2008
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Phoebe's (from "Friends") name after she legally changes it.
Princess Consuela Bananahammock is like the awesomest name EVER!
by PineapplePrincess May 8, 2005
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bananahammock

a g-string for men ...
todd in scrubs wears bananahammocks ...
by Klaus Eder May 9, 2006
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bananabate

To masturbate whilst holding a banana peel on your penis.
Jesse, do not bananabate in public.
by TheSockLord October 31, 2014
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