banana muffin

Possesing a penis and a vagina at the same time

"Dude I think that chick has a banana muffin"

"Your mom offered me some of her banana muffin"

by MugabeMan April 6, 2007

banana nut muffin

A type of pastry that immature people find humorous because:

A: "banana" is slang for penis
B: "nut" is slang for testicle
C: "muffin" is slang for vagina

Normal Person: "Hey, would you like a piece of my banana nut muffin?"

Absolute Douche: *laughing hysterically

by Yeah, that guy November 30, 2010

Banana Butt Muffin

Its when a person takes a banana out of it's peel and mashes it on his nuts before proceeding to use the banana peel as a condom for anal sex.

Jeff likes to do the Banana Butt Muffin with his partners Steve and Sharon.

by thetrailerparkgirlz April 26, 2019

banana nut muffin

A muffin that loves bananas and nuts!

JEFF: Sarah, I'm gonna stuff your banana nut muffin!

SARAH: Yes!!!

by Sara Lee January 8, 2007

Banana Nut Muffin

The act of stuffing her partners scrotum into her vagina while he is fucking her ass.

Hey honey, interested in a banana nut muffin tonight?

Only if you shaved your balls. Last time the stubble killed my snizz

by Manic Hispanic January 26, 2009

Potato Banana Carrot Muffin

a sentence that is used when you're a very immature and person and you want to swear in front of your grandparents. it works trust me! someone i know used it once, just saying hehe ;)

"oh potato banana carrot muffin i just died,"

by just put whatever they said December 3, 2019

Banana Slut Muffin

The act of a man having sex with one woman, while simultaneously fucking another woman with a banana.

Charlie invited two girls home after the bar, while the hoes got undressed he pulled out a banana, and asked, "You thots fit for a banana slut muffin."

by Daisy's Twat September 3, 2017