Banana Hammock

A thong for your schlong

What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?

by Lugiratina July 28, 2014

banana hammock

A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.

When I was swimming at the Y the other day, this hairy Italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock.

by D-MAC January 6, 2004

banana hammock

1. Male speedo swimsuit. See bender. Banana hammock came about by the comparison and the long sexual induendo of the banana to the penis and because the speedo cradles the penis like a hammock would a banana. Hence ... Banana hammock.

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Joe: This banana hammock's crushing my hardyboys. It's no mystery.

by bobby May 25, 2004

Banana Hammock

A man thong.

I bought my man a banana hammock yesterday for our trip to the Bahamas.

by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016

Banana Hammock

A speedo, undergarments that hold your meat pole in a sling

"Dude, did you see that fat old bastard at the pool wearing a banana hammock?

by Pinp nasty October 12, 2008

banana hammock

A man's speedo swimsuit.

Look at all of the banana hammocks in Fort Lauderdale.

Look at all of the banana hammocks on the French Riviera.

by Not-gonna-tellya January 12, 2007

Banana Hammock

a phrase used to break uncomfortable silences or used to break up a hostile argument. ( as seen on scrubs where cox and his ex wife are arguing and j.d interjects with "BANANA HAMMOCK")

1st person - "your a s*%t"
2nd person - "your a F&%^n biatch"
Interjectable period
3rd wheel - "BANANA HAMMOCK!"

by CD and IAIN May 4, 2006