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1. The act of spewing the contents of one's stomach through the mouth, and/or nose, usually in a series of uncontrollable spastic movements.
2. A last name commonly mispronounced and/or misspelled.
1. "Man, I just balphed all over my friend's car, and I have to pay for it to get cleaned."
2. "Hi, is Matthew Ralph there?"
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Belphegor 

Obey Me's Avatar of E-Boys. Was locked away because he wanted to destroy the human world over his sister having a boo. Still not over his emo phase. Has a very unique way of thanking you for saving him, that being choking you to death. You'd think the Avatar of Sloth would be sloth themed, but he's a fucking cow. Unless you're Beel, you 100% are on his watchlist. Sleep with one eye open.
I wish Belphegor would rail me
Belphegor by Oresama Sanjouu September 7, 2020
Originally a Smaug MUD (Multi-User Dungeon) command to demote a player (usually to newbie status) and strip and destroy all of their belongings. Currently this is now this is used among MUD (or ex-MUD) players meaning to demote or delete an item/person.
"I'm going to balzhur that copier if it jams one more time!"

"I punched my boss at work because he won't replace the stupid copier, got balzhured."
balzhur by Kilokahn January 16, 2014
sleepy boi, belph-a-roo, belphine, belphegor, cow boy. belphie is the avatar of sloth, who also happens to be the cutest person in the whole galaxy
“belphie, wake up!”
“fuck off,”
belphie by jhribbon October 24, 2020

Belphegor 

A character from the game Obey Me! One Master To Rule Them All. He is the Avatar of Sloth and is the youngest and 7th sibling among the seven demon brothers. He is one of the main characters in the game that is involved in the intimacy system of the game; therefore, users can interact and raise their relationship with him.
Belphegor is hot as fuck.
I want Belphegor to choke me.
Belphegor is a yandere.
Who cares if Belphegor killed the main character? That's what makes him the best.
Belphegor by Simp for 2D men August 12, 2020
When you're talking and your voice breaks.
Ballhop comes from when one of your testicles hops, making your voice suddenly high-pitched.
Guy: "I like pancake mi(insert ballhop)x."
ballhop by Wet69 December 2, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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