Balonely 

The deli meat of choice for someone who is, and always will be, forever alone.

"dude I sold some deli meat to this lady the other day and she said it was for her 11 cats" "Whoa, Bro, that must've been a hefty stack of Balonely"

Balonely by Rennieman October 20, 2012

balonely 

1. Can be used in place of "lonely"

Jeff: I'm balonely
Joe: Am I a joke to you?

2. Without food

Joe: My fridge is empty, I guess I'm balonely.
Jeff: Same

John: I'm balonely
Jeff and Joe together: What kind of balonely?

balonely by cthuhlu10 February 22, 2021

baloney ring 

A bung hole.

She has a no-fly zone around her baloney ring.

baloney ring by chicago jones June 13, 2011

bop your baloney 

male masturbation, jacking off

what, ya got cock blocked, you gonna go home and bop your baloney?

bop your baloney by biffula October 3, 2006

Phoney Baloney 

A substitute to the word "lie/s" and to a extent "bullshit". When presented with false-hood information and wanting to declare that all that was said is classified as a lie.

Whats with all the "phoney baloney" that your providing me with, I trusted you with my posessions and i blatantly see a dent on my car.

Thats "phoney baloney" to your claim of being hurt from my mini jab to your shoulder

Phoney Baloney by SquirrelPower February 17, 2008

stoney baloney 

The act of smoking so much mary jane everything you say is a bunch of baloney.

Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts

"Man last friday I smoked a blizzy and was stoney baloney!"

stoney baloney by King John the I April 17, 2009

Chicken wing chicken wing hotdog and baloney chicken and macaroni chilling with my homies 

A great song made on the DS.

"Hey man, have you heard that song that goes like Chicken wing chicken wing hotdog and baloney chicken and macaroni chilling with my homies?"
"No, I haven't"

Chicken wing chicken wing hotdog and baloney chicken and macaroni chilling with my homies by beefjerky392 June 4, 2020