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In Norse mythology, it is the sword Sigurd used to kill the dragon Fafnir. The sword originally belonged to Sigurd’s father Sigmund, who pulled it out of the log where the god Odin had thrust it.
Pull Balmung out of the Log!!!!!
balmung by yepyep April 13, 2007
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Never mind the other definition. Balmung is a character from the whole .hack series. Known as "Balmung of the Azure Sky", he begins as a legendary player in .hack//SIGN, then gradutates to a .hacker, or ultimate hero, in the .hack games. And finally, in .hack//LEGEND OF THE TWILIGHT BRACELET, he becomes a manager for The World. Balmung is oh-so-prettiful. ^^
"I became an administrator to protect this World which I love..." Balmung explains when asked why he started playing The World.
balmung by Kyuubi No Kitsune May 30, 2005
Someone incredibly ugly, so ugly that that person blinds you.
"Ahhh! THAT BALMUNG MADE ME BLIND FOR ALL ETERNITY!"
balmung by Rikki January 6, 2004

Balungus 

When a ginormous pimple looking thing that resembles the shape of a balloon on your right ass cheek.
Ow my balungus popped.

balungous 

Excessively expansive rear end
I cannot wear skinny jeans because my balungous doesn't fit in them.
balungous by Screwie booie February 7, 2010

Lip Balming 

This is where the guy uses only the tip of his penis and rubs it around the lips of the vagina.
After skiing Sierra had chapped lips below but her boyfriend Was just Lip Balming her so it's all good.
Lip Balming by That nasty January 21, 2014

tiger balming 

doing your girl doggy & wipe tiger balm on her anus
then hold on for your life. make sure your have a
quick exit planned
brett was doing micky slipped a finger with tiger balm up his doight,it was the best tiger balming he ever had.micky had tears.
tiger balming by jtcq December 9, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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