balmung

In Norse mythology, it is the sword Sigurd used to kill the dragon Fafnir. The sword originally belonged to Sigurd’s father Sigmund, who pulled it out of the log where the god Odin had thrust it.

Pull Balmung out of the Log!!!!!

by yepyep April 13, 2007

balmung

Never mind the other definition. Balmung is a character from the whole .hack series. Known as "Balmung of the Azure Sky", he begins as a legendary player in .hack//SIGN, then gradutates to a .hacker, or ultimate hero, in the .hack games. And finally, in .hack//LEGEND OF THE TWILIGHT BRACELET, he becomes a manager for The World. Balmung is oh-so-prettiful. ^^

"I became an administrator to protect this World which I love..." Balmung explains when asked why he started playing The World.

by Kyuubi No Kitsune May 30, 2005

balmung

Someone incredibly ugly, so ugly that that person blinds you.

"Ahhh! THAT BALMUNG MADE ME BLIND FOR ALL ETERNITY!"

by Rikki January 6, 2004

Balungus

When a ginormous pimple looking thing that resembles the shape of a balloon on your right ass cheek.

Ow my balungus popped.

by EvDevMattAidenHaveTheBalungus July 6, 2018

balungous

Excessively expansive rear end

I cannot wear skinny jeans because my balungous doesn't fit in them.

by Screwie booie February 7, 2010

Lip Balming

This is where the guy uses only the tip of his penis and rubs it around the lips of the vagina.

After skiing Sierra had chapped lips below but her boyfriend Was just Lip Balming her so it's all good.

by That nasty January 21, 2014

tiger balming

doing your girl doggy & wipe tiger balm on her anus
then hold on for your life. make sure your have a
quick exit planned

brett was doing micky slipped a finger with tiger balm up his doight,it was the best tiger balming he ever had.micky had tears.

by jtcq December 9, 2008