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Never mind the other definition. Balmung is a character from the whole .hack series. Known as "Balmung of the Azure Sky", he begins as a legendary player in .hack//SIGN, then gradutates to a .hacker, or ultimate hero, in the .hack games. And finally, in .hack//LEGEND OF THE TWILIGHT BRACELET, he becomes a manager for The World. Balmung is oh-so-prettiful. ^^
"I became an administrator to protect this World which I love..." Balmung explains when asked why he started playing The World.
balmung by Kyuubi No Kitsune May 30, 2005
Someone incredibly ugly, so ugly that that person blinds you.
"Ahhh! THAT BALMUNG MADE ME BLIND FOR ALL ETERNITY!"
balmung by Rikki January 6, 2004

Balungus 

When a ginormous pimple looking thing that resembles the shape of a balloon on your right ass cheek.
Ow my balungus popped.

balungous 

Excessively expansive rear end
I cannot wear skinny jeans because my balungous doesn't fit in them.
balungous by Screwie booie February 7, 2010

Lip Balming 

This is where the guy uses only the tip of his penis and rubs it around the lips of the vagina.
After skiing Sierra had chapped lips below but her boyfriend Was just Lip Balming her so it's all good.
Lip Balming by That nasty January 21, 2014

tiger balming 

doing your girl doggy & wipe tiger balm on her anus
then hold on for your life. make sure your have a
quick exit planned
brett was doing micky slipped a finger with tiger balm up his doight,it was the best tiger balming he ever had.micky had tears.
tiger balming by jtcq December 9, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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