Ballsum
damn bro, that was so ballsum
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dizzy ballsum
A demasculated male.
dizzy ballsum: I'm a worldclass asshole, I know it, I'm sorry, that's me. Can I have my balls and scrotum back?
tiffany: Nope. Cya punk! ;)
tiffany: Nope. Cya punk! ;)
dizzy ballsum by brutalballet June 23, 2013
ballsurfing
Man 1. That girl i hooked up with last night ballsurfed me! Best blowjob if ever had!
Man 2. No way i didnt think ballsurfing was actually possible
Man 1. Well it defo is man! My cock was as deep as it goes down her throat and her tongue was licking all over my balls! Mind-blowing!
Man 2. No way i didnt think ballsurfing was actually possible
Man 1. Well it defo is man! My cock was as deep as it goes down her throat and her tongue was licking all over my balls! Mind-blowing!
ballsurfing by Scottish lassie 1987 May 18, 2018
ballsmatic
ballsmatic, adj. describing an object/being that induces an automatic and uncontrollable physical reaction leading to arousal and sexual desire for the object/being
ballsmatic by aj & mel July 25, 2008
ballsmasher
ballsmasher by Mangoloverzzz June 6, 2016
Ballsamic Vinegar
The pungent, vinegar-scented sweat that builds around the scrotum on a hot day or after physical activity.
What a game! I've got to hit the shower to wash off all of this ballsamic vinegar before my girl friend comes over!
Ballsamic Vinegar by JohnnyA-list April 20, 2008
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