ballsurfing

The art of licking your partner's balls whilst deep throating his penis

Man 1. That girl i hooked up with last night ballsurfed me! Best blowjob if ever had!
Man 2. No way i didnt think ballsurfing was actually possible
Man 1. Well it defo is man! My cock was as deep as it goes down her throat and her tongue was licking all over my balls! Mind-blowing!

ballsurfing by Scottish lassie 1987 May 18, 2018

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Ballsfinger

A euphemism for penis, differentiated from the other fingers by having a pair of testicles (balls) nearby, hence the finger near the balls, or balls-finger.

"suck my ballsfinger!"

"what? suck MY ballsfinger!"

Ballsfinger by Rodney Bollinger February 17, 2009

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Bansurfing

/bǽn sə́rfɪŋ/
Making new accounts on social media and keep getting them banned

Facebook banned my old account, time for a new one, Bansurfing 4 Life!

Bansurfing by Hocus_pocus00 October 7, 2020

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bandsurfing

To repeatedly change music videos or songs like changing channels on TV.

I discovered a few killer bands when I was bandsurfing on YouTube last night.

bandsurfing by Snipes83 July 26, 2019

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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