balls on face 

Verb:action consisting of a male swinging his genitalia in front of another person's face

Tim swings from the subway handrail in the direction of an unsuspecting sophomore.
Tim: Balls on Face!

balls on face by The Juice April 27, 2005

Balls on your face 

To physically or verbally place one's scrotum in anothers face.

Girl: Sorry, I don't want to go out with you...
Boy: BALLS ON YOUR FACE, BITCH!

Balls on your face by Liverquake May 24, 2012

balls on my face!

An exclamation utilized when you're angry, upset, annoyed or simply feeling random. It is frequently abbreviated as "BOMF!". The shorter variant, "Balls!" is also used, and can also double as a noun (synonymous to bullshit or crap).

Tom walked into the room and suddenly yelled,"Balls on my FACE!"
Leslie giggled and said, "What happened this time?"
Tom waved the paper in his hand. "I totally just failed my Orgo exam!"

Bella gets bumped by a stranger while trying to light her cigarette and it falls to the ground. "Oh, balls! That was my last cig."

Facebook Status: BOMF! I can't find my keys.

Frank pointed ahead of him. "Dude, look at that huge line for the bathroom."
Greg stared incredulously at the line. "Oh man, this shit is balls!"
Frank nodded in agreement. "Straight up balls."

balls on my face! by Jal Pal June 5, 2009

Balls on yur face 

An expression used whenever you are pissed off at something stupid.

Dammit Joe, balls on yur face, i slipped on another god damned banana!!

Balls on yur face by Kyler PUNK September 25, 2005