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Balls on your face 

To physically or verbally place one's scrotum in anothers face.
Girl: Sorry, I don't want to go out with you...
Boy: BALLS ON YOUR FACE, BITCH!

balls on my face!

An exclamation utilized when you're angry, upset, annoyed or simply feeling random. It is frequently abbreviated as "BOMF!". The shorter variant, "Balls!" is also used, and can also double as a noun (synonymous to bullshit or crap).
Tom walked into the room and suddenly yelled,"Balls on my FACE!"
Leslie giggled and said, "What happened this time?"
Tom waved the paper in his hand. "I totally just failed my Orgo exam!"

Bella gets bumped by a stranger while trying to light her cigarette and it falls to the ground. "Oh, balls! That was my last cig."

Facebook Status: BOMF! I can't find my keys.

Frank pointed ahead of him. "Dude, look at that huge line for the bathroom."
Greg stared incredulously at the line. "Oh man, this shit is balls!"
Frank nodded in agreement. "Straight up balls."
balls on my face! by Jal Pal June 5, 2009

Balls on yur face 

An expression used whenever you are pissed off at something stupid.
Dammit Joe, balls on yur face, i slipped on another god damned banana!!
Balls on yur face by Kyler PUNK September 25, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026