balloonhead 

head shaped like a balloon filled with nothin but useless air, always expandin and growin. no-one is able to stop its growth

Richard's balloonhead eventually saved his life as he fell down Mt. Everest and his balloonhead expanded and allowed him to fly.

balloonhead by Anonymous March 1, 2003

Balloonhead 

𝘕𝘰𝘶𝘯/𝘈𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦
An insult, typically for someone with a disability or to call someone an idiot.

You’re such a balloonhead

Balloonhead by Cabrerafan09 February 24, 2023

balloon head 

Somone who is unable to make logical decisions because they dont posses a brain in their head, just simply fresh air.

Why have you sold your car for half its value you balloon head?

balloon head by nutman17 May 24, 2007

Balloonerd 

The act of being beaten into submission by a balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions.

"Dude, you just got Balloonerd by that balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions."

Balloonerd by A Reliable Source October 16, 2006

Green Ballooned

To be punched, choked and slapped around, etc. during rough sex while the dominant partner ignores your pleas to stop. MO Speaker Rod Jetton was accused of assault and battery of a woman one night after his divorce. He later said it was her fault that she was beaten without her consent because she didn't use the safe word, "Green Balloons".

"Lucy got green ballooned last night after an S and M sexcapade gone wrong."

John: "Dude, what happened Eric? You look all beat up."
Eric: "Yeah, Emily green ballooned me. I'm pressing charges on that bitch."

Green Ballooned by Snusnu December 21, 2009

ballooned 

When a person gains a substantial amount of weight to the point that they begin to resemble a spherical balloon figure.

Wow, Ellie has ballooned since she got a new partner. She used to be stick thin!

ballooned by Wordo534 April 21, 2018

Hot Air Ballooned 

The odor of a fart, released at a lower elevation, is breathed in by another person at a higher elevation. The warm methane emitted from your anus rises, thus creating a similar effect as a hot air balloon.

"Derek was dry heaving on the deck, because Cory hot air ballooned him"

Hot Air Ballooned by Dub75 July 13, 2012