The sensation of having eaten so much one feels as if they are a 'balloon dog', a dog shaped baloon-animal, the type often made by a clown for a child; under extreme pressure and ready to explode any second.
"Hey sorry about that, we ate a couple seafood platters and got completely balloon dogged before we got here. I shouldn't have fed her those last five drinks. That will need to be steam cleaned."
"No desert thanks, I am totally fucking balloon dogged after eating that family of hippopotami."
"No desert thanks, I am totally fucking balloon dogged after eating that family of hippopotami."
by Lakin A. October 15, 2007
Get the Balloon Doggedmug. Why would you search this up?
what there to say? is a balloon dog, ya know a balloon in a shape of a dog? "a poodle" or were you expecting to go in depths of Jeff koons art? fancy glass thing in a shape of a "balloon dog"?
Like tf you want?
what there to say? is a balloon dog, ya know a balloon in a shape of a dog? "a poodle" or were you expecting to go in depths of Jeff koons art? fancy glass thing in a shape of a "balloon dog"?
Like tf you want?
by Zalo_r November 3, 2025
Get the balloon dogmug. Bob: We are being evicted from our apartment.
Mary: What? Why?
Bob: The landlord said other residents were complains about our balloon dogging.
Mary: Wha...
Mary: What? Why?
Bob: The landlord said other residents were complains about our balloon dogging.
Mary: Wha...
by The Philosopher Of Our Times August 24, 2016
Get the Balloon Doggingmug. Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.
The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.
Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.
There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.
Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.
There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?
Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.
Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.
Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017
Get the Balloon Dog Years scalemug.