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ball gobbler 

One who loves to take the testacles of another and deeply gargle and tounge bathe at whim. Usually a dumpster donkey or mouth hooker.
God, Madonna is such a ball gobbler
ball gobbler by G rizle January 23, 2009
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billygobbler 

Gooch gobbler
Quit eating my gooch you billygobbler.
billygobbler by Trist13344 December 25, 2016

Ball Gobbler 

When females are obsessed with a male or when a female will not leave a male alone. Also refered to as being "clingy".
Dude! "Macy has been texting and calling me for a week nonstop. She won't leave me alone." "She did that to me for a while. Shes such a ball gobbler."
Ball Gobbler by whynotus8 October 17, 2009

Ball Gobbler 

An individual who practices the art of deep throating, and occasionally chewing in testicles
Ball Gobbler by Levange119 March 27, 2015
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026