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Balljazzle 

The act of decorating male genitalia with shiny and/or sparkly rhinestones. Typically a Bedazzler is used for adherence.
Matt was excited to bring home his brand new Bedazzler so he could balljazzle himself in anticipation of his date to the upcoming disco party.
Balljazzle by Orange You Glad? April 19, 2010

Ballguzzler 

One who excessively guzzles, chews on, or consumes testicles.
Jeff is always munching on testicles. He is a real ballguzzler.
Ballguzzler by antonben May 13, 2009

Badazzled 

1. When you own someone in a sport like basketball and they fall on their ass or stop in their tracks.

2. When you trip someone up or perfectly or play a pratical joke on them and they don't know whats happening.

3. When you flick someone on the forhead and they react late.
" YOU JUST GOT Badazzled"
"Oh Badazzler (someone who Badazzled somone else)"
"BAM THATS MY BADAZZLE FOR YOU"
"YEA BADAZZLER"
Badazzled by Anterus March 17, 2009

bandazzlement 

to be dazzled by a music band.
That band gave all of us some bandazzlement

balljazzling

The masculine equivalent of vajazzling, wherein rhinestones are adhered to the testicular and scrotal regions, resulting in a disco ball-like effect.
Our tool of a limo driver was late, most likely because he had a balljazzling appointment.
balljazzling by positivegman May 31, 2010

Balljazzle 

Testicular equivalent of vajazzle, usually conducted by dipping ones testicles (in a squatting fashion) into a bowl of glue, then into a bowl containing rhinestone, jewels, sequins, glitter and other items one wants to adorn ones testicles with.
Nick's balljazzled testicles resembled a cross between Joseph's amazing technicolour dreamcoat and a disco ball
Balljazzle by thepuddingmaster July 10, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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