I woke up with a hangover covered in bags; paper, plastic, the kind you can keep a soda cold in, your mom's purse, my mom's purse, the bag your friend bought from lucky's for $1.49 and left at your house.

OR

"AYO Homie I got whateva' you want, that stank, that weed, that white gurl, that mushie mayne, that homegurl molly, that whateva' you want, I'm BAGDAZZLED."

I've been jabbed