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A suburb in Perth, Western Australia, full of gangs of teenagers who have nothing better to do than terorise other gangs, and vandalise.

The teenagers in Balljura have even adapted their own language which is recognised by teenagers from other suburbs. Words such as buthert, and phrases containing words which english teachers hate are used in their sentences all the time.

People in Ballajura are called Ballajuriens, by other teenagers. Seeing as they have their own language, a name had to be created, thus the name Ballajuriens was created.

At night, most teenagers in Ballajura hang out in parks and on the streets during the weekend, getting drunk, and stoned.

In Ballajura the key to not getting beaten up is knowing the right people. When being confronted by a 'mob' of people with poles and bricks, just 'drop some names' and you should be fine.
Example 1.

Words :
Buthert: Brother, Bro.

Phrases :
"You best not get cheeky" - You better not get cheeky.
"Come Ballajura ways" - Come to Ballajura.

Example 2:

"Come Kingfisher" - Kingfisher is one of many popular parks in Ballajura frequently patrolled by police.

Example 3:

mob : " Look theres a person we don't know, lets mob him!!
Person: " Nah i know.. ( drop some names )
mob : " Nah you right you right!"
Ballajura by YouRight April 12, 2011

Ballachulish bagpipes 

A medical instrument used in the Scottish highlands, up to the early `60´s, to assist in consitpation. It consisted of a large rubber sphere with a 6 inch tube attached. The sphere was filled with luke-warm water and a little amount of liquid soap. The tube would then be attached and pushed gently up your bottom and the contents emptied into your bowels.............the rest came naturally and very quickly.
I got this treatment of the Ballachulish bagpipes as a small child a couple of times.

Ballajura Mafia

Ballajura Mafia are a bunch of dumb fucks that do nothing just terrorise and mob random people who have nothing to do with their group,often reffered as "balla mafia" they are just a whole load of ballajura junkies who hang around in parks looking to find other gangs to mob,often getting kicked out of the galleria shopping centre and climbing into the south ballajura community centre
oi fuck off cunt ill get the ballajura mafia on you cunt
Ballajura Mafia by Ballajura Junkie February 21, 2018
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026