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Bailable 

An event that can be cancelled last minute and deemed socially or professionally acceptable.

e.g. Dinner plans with a good friend
“Hey can you please write in my calendar that event I'm going to is bailable”

“Ugh I had such a crappy day at the office. Thank god Patrick and I have bailable plans."

"My Saturday plans with Chris are bailable, so keep me posted about your party ."
Bailable by Mel L May 5, 2017

Billable 

So spectacularly cool that you could charge a price for it.
(Someone does something that is impressive) "Duuuuuude. Billable!"
Billable by Kababel August 24, 2011

billable hours 

What you're definitely not getting while looking up stuff on UrbanDictionary.com
The partners want 60 billable hours this week. Shit.
billable hours by Mr. Kish October 17, 2015

Bullable 

Boy 1: damn that kid looks bullable, he has a bunch of boogers on his face

Boy 2: yeah Imma tell him some shit
Bullable by LetsWatchTheRain March 20, 2019

Ballble Bath 

Step 1 - man plops his testicles into a tea-pot full of lukewarm water and fairy liquid

Step 2 - James Parn blows delicately down the spout creating a sensual whirlpool of balls, water and bubbles

Step 3 - collect well deserved valve ticket!
Ballble Bath bubble bath balls testicles james tea pot
Ballble Bath by donjuanito March 3, 2010

Billable Dump

similar to on the clock dump, but this is the contractor version. Essentially, your client is paying you to do something extremely important. And you're doing something extremely important... to you.
Employer: "I'm just looking over this expense report, way to go on the high utilization rate for the quarter!"

Employee, walking away: "No problem, must have been all those billable dumps"