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Cum Ball 

The act of inviting over four male friends, and ejaculating on a soccer ball. The one that cums last loses and gets pelted with the ball.
Bill lost his second Cum Ball tournament in a row.
Cum Ball by THREO May 29, 2011

cum ball machine 

Like a gum ball machine except with cum. Can be found in many gay community restaurants, bars, and establishments.
Tony went to the cum ball machine to get a gum flavored cum ball.
cum ball machine by PhillipD33zNutZ October 20, 2018

cum ball 

when you juice up in a bitch. then when she stands up a wad of cum falls out.
Damn.. There is a cum ball under that bitches ass
cum ball by CLOVER GEE January 6, 2008

Cum ball 

The ball from cum. It is very precious for you because you have take so much time to do your stuff and curve it in to the ball.
Yo, shit did you see my Cum ball? I think I have lost it.
Cum ball by CumBallForLife September 26, 2019

Cum ball 

Australia crickets answer to Bazball. Between King Usman and Davey dumb dumb opening up, the inbred bros in the middle, ass eater travis being the best batsmen in the world, bad man cam being shit at everything except gully fielding, led by captain cumshot and backed up by half volley Starc and the hunk of sex Boland and being finished off by the GOAT Lyon.
England may have Bazball, but Australia is playing great Cum Ball
Cum ball by theflyingk1w1 July 2, 2023

ball drizzling cum mag

The Ball Drizzling Cum Mag showed your mom sucking off a horse.
ball drizzling cum mag by Seth July 11, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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