ball broom

A gay man's mustache

Did you see the guy in the jeans shorts with the huge ball broom?

by mathmonkey March 11, 2009

Broom Ball

The greatest way to piss of an RA, next to shitting on the floor. Usually played in the halls of a dorm. Its similar to hockey. There are two goals (tipped over long trash cans, worth one point) and one bonus goal (a square recycling bin standing up, worth two points). There are five people per team, one goalie (janitor) and four others (sweepers). Teams are defined by the color speedo they wear. The object of the game is to get a small beach ball (the urinal cake) into one of the goals, using traditional brooms. Penalties result in the loss of a key and if you lose two keys you are out of the game. The only team currently recognized by ABBAMA (American Broom Ball Association of Michigan of America)is at the University of Michigan's Summer Dive Camp.

Derek: "Man how can we piss Trisha off tonight?"
Ed: "I know, Broom Ball"
Derek: "Totally, let's go steal a ton of brooms and shit."

by thatdude21 January 12, 2009

boomba ball

a game where you put a large ball in front of your chest and roller skate into a wall, causing you to bounce and probably fall

last night me and addi were playing some boomba ball.

by dumb cluck May 3, 2017

Miss Ballroomit

Miss Ballroomit is a female dancer who is looking for a dance partner but she refuses to dance with someone that is married or in a relationship with another gal. cause she doesn't' want any drama from their wives or girlfriends.

Friend: You are a Miss Ballroomit.
the second friend: I know.

by Sakurakage December 16, 2019

horizontal ballroom dance

The horizontal ballroom dance is similar to the horizontal mambo (sex) except it is a lot classier. Classy people perform in the act of horizontal ballroom dance. Aka classy people sex

Thomas H. wants to horizontal ballroom dance but he is a hodonk boy from the south so he can only horizontal square dance.

by Abear510 September 15, 2013

Ballroom Blitz

1.Song by Glam rock band Sweet, it has been covered several times but most notable by punk band The Damned.

2.Cockney Rhyming Slang for tits.

see also: Blitzkrieg Bop

And the man at the back said Everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a Ballroom Blitz

Ballroom Blitz.

by go20orange April 17, 2006

Ballroom Blowout

When you are hitting your boy from behind and you proceed to give him an anal cream pie and the excess dips slowly down his sack.

Hey Spencer did you enjoy that ballroom blowout I gave you last night?

by Chase Heisinger January 17, 2023