melissa balkissoon is one of the greatest friends a person could ask for she is understandable, pretty, nice, and fun to hang around. She also happens to give great advice. She's not always sweet though so don't mess with her because she will fuck you up! She also happens to be best friends with Omeisha Mohan.
person a: hey i need advice on something can u help me?
person b: sorry no i can't but Melissa Balkissoon can! She gives the best advice.
person a: really?
person b" yup, she also happens to be easy to talk to so go talk to her.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"