bald dick

A dick that can't grow hair as if the person hasn't hit puberty

Did you hear Breemo had a bald dick

Yea it was nasty

by Ur gey November 27, 2016

Bald dick surprise

When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.

I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.

by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 25, 2023