baladan 

A demon tulpa who’s an absolute bastard in the best way possible. he loves anything shiny, and speaks in a high pitched voice. He’s also short as hell

Baladan you are a fucking crypted and I love you

baladan by Rgeishevsos September 2, 2019

Baldanzi 

An Amazing Band Director under 5 foot 5 inches.

Baldanzi can't reach the chalk at the top of the chalkboard.

Baldanzi by Tenorgirl1 January 2, 2011

Bladangus

Bladangus has no meaning which is why it is the best word, it can mean whatever you want it to mean.

person 1: I'm going to the store do you want anything?
person 2: Yeah get me some bladangus.
person 1: What.
bladangus: bladangus.

Bladangus by JustSomeGuy125 April 9, 2020

Balaban

a swarthy, unkempt beard, named after Bob Balaban, the gentleman in Close Encounters of the Third Kind that does some stuff and helps some people.

Also can be used to name a person who sports a Balaban.

Also of note, one can be guilty of pulling a Balaban.

"Damn, was that a guinea pig that just fell out of his Balaban?"

"Hey Balaban, you got a guinea pig in your soup."

Balaban by Toastmaster Flash November 10, 2006

baldanna 

a bandanna worn to disguise one's baldness.

Many ex-hair-metal rockers, such as Axel Rose and Bret Michaels wear baldannas.

baldanna by shocka August 6, 2007

balada 

Balada / B.A.L.A.D.A

Short for "Born Alone Live Alone Die Alone"

Balada / B.A.L.A.D.A - Born Alone, Live Alone, Die Alone

balada by MakaveliMakaveli August 13, 2021

pulled a Balaban 

performing an action that is moderately bum-like, in honor of the bearded gentleman in Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Bob Balaban.

"I had a job interview and couldn't find the office building, so I stopped in a local parking lot and took a nap."

"Dude, you totally pulled a Balaban."

pulled a Balaban by Toastmaster Flash December 27, 2006