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Twice Baked Corn On The Cob

This is accomplished when you are having anal sex with someone and that elusive instance, where you pull your cock out of their ass and notice a kernel of corn on your dick. You then make the person turn around and give you a blow job.
Man, I was banging this chick and when I pulled my cock out, I saw that golden nugget...So I swung the bitch around and she had that Twice Baked Corn On The Cob!!!!

Baked Bean on the Tip 

When you are having anal intercourse and you pull out and have fecal matter on the tip of your dick that looks like a baked bean.
I was doing my girl in the butt last night and when I pulled out I had a baked bean on the tip.

Baked Bean On A Stick

A red haired person of slight build.
The ginger couple had a skinny son with bright orange hair, he looked like a baked bean on a stick.

baked like a cake on the 4th of july 

blitzed, stoned, high, usually in a superlative sense.
"one fatty from the diamond geezer and you'll be backed like a cake on the 4th of july"

based on the novel Push by Sapphire 

When something is so enormous a single word or two cannot describe it, it must be named and then followed by a long, irritating subtitle that must be repeated every time the original object is mentioned.
I just took a shit so big it was based on the novel Push by Sapphire.