bakadog Share definition Flag A stupid dog that has a very slow mental development which makes it impossible to teach tricks, play catch with. Person: Can I play catch with your dog? You: No sorry, I have a bakadog. bakadog by NotSomebodyWhoHasaZinHisName May 29, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the bakadog mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch