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Baloobus 

A state of intoxication reached when one cannot spell ones face, shit-faced, generally dyinestest .
Elements of this condition include rowdy behaviour, plate smashing, gobbledygook, an adverse reaction to gravity, the inailty to hold ones pint, birds swaying and trees singing.
You may have to hold on to the pavement to prevent yourself from falling off of the ground.
after an incubation perioud of about 10 hours this condition develops into Dyinest man syndrome.
"Yeah Padraig was so Baloobus, he fornicated with the couch and then didn't call it the next day"
Baloobus by John Prendergast April 2, 2007
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(n., always pl.) A generic term for a part of the body, male or female, often used as a euphemism for an "unspeakable" body part but does not have to refer to anyting specific. Typically used when said part is being kicked, frozen (off), or dipped in frigid water in repentance for a grievance during Festivus.
It was so cold at the football game I froze my bajoobas off!

Back off, kid, or I'll kick you in the bajoobas.

I forgot I even called her that, but I dipped my bajoobas anyway, it being Festivus and all.
bajoobas by Cun Ning Linguist December 9, 2008