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Bajonkers 

Banjonkers is an adjective usually used in place of words describing severe pain or surprise
Much like the word smurf it can mean mostly anything you'd like it to.
1.) That hard drive got so hot it burned the bajonkers out of my fingers when I picked it up.

2.) I turned the corner and ran into Pennywise. He scared the bajonkers out of me. Now I don't know where Georgie went.
Bajonkers by WarriorMan256 October 20, 2019
Anything pertaining to a piece of crap. Could also be considered pajanky. Anything found at a garage sale or the good will.
Corey's couches are dirty, stinky, and quite bajanky.

bodacious badonky 

Having an unusually large, yet attractive behind that has acquired some very appealing looks over the course of ones life, making it seem as if it were bodacious.
Girl, you gots yo self a bodacious badonky!

Bajonk-a-jonkers

Lemme fondle them bajonk-a-jonkers
Bajonk-a-jonkers by Brett G May 31, 2004

bajonk'n 

to have sex with some one.
so i was bajonk'n this girl last night.
bajonk'n by jwan June 2, 2007
Bajunky - Adjective
Source - Poker
Bajunky is a form of tilt in poker which may follow on from a run of bad cards, bad beats or overuse of alcohol prior to a session. Being on tilt is not good for a player's game and Bajunky tilt is one of the; if not the worst kind of tilt there is. Bajunky tilt can lead to pre-flop overbetting, weak post flop play, incorrect and predictable beting patterns, going "all-in" too often, calling too often, making bad raises, chasing gut shot straight draws for 50% of your stack with a two to a flush on board and worst of all chasing losses at higher levels of play.
Player: "Oh man!!! He tried to steal the limp-ins and the blinds from the button and called me when I played back at him with a pot-sizedbet pre-flop. Everyone else folds and the board comes 4 7 Q so I bet out. He calls. Turn is a 10 so I bet I put him all in. He calls. I have A A he has A 7 off suit and he nails a seven on the river and takes almost all of my stack. Man what a suck out !!! I'm on tilt!! I'm on super duper uber Bajunky tilt!"
Bajunky by Poker Fan June 24, 2007