A powerfully voiced, often spiritual, enormously
busted and often bearing an equally and admirably large behind. A Bajoomba is a large-and-in-charge-woman-of-colour. Usually wise beyond what the common populace is ready, willing, or able to accept as plausible. Uncommonly seen in elderly years (Wherein they undergo the metamorphosis of Big
Mama), the greater population of Bajoombas teeter between middle age and youth, though are often (N.B. Not always) less spiritual the younger they are, being full of youthful angst and exhuberance before full bloom to middle age occurs. Curiously, a large number of Bajoombas have a natural
talent for singing backup vocals to intellectual white Briitpop bands from the 80s and 90s.
(This
definition is written by a white boy with endearing
respect for all the people of colour, and white folk who'
ve ever been able to see past our differences of colour and culture, and seen simply the human being that we all are.)
I was listening to the radio last night. 'Nuvva one ovvem lame 80s & 90s shows. I was really shocked at the collection of Bajoombas they had, last night. They played
Stereo MC's - Connected, Pet Shop
Boys - West End
Girls and Eurythmics - Missionary Man. Sumfinrnuffin about them
black backup singers sends a tingle down m' spine!
Compare & Contrast Example:
Shirley from Whats Happenin!
