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a happy go lucky scamp usually found in sheffield
who is this kid who keeps goin around in his happy go lucky way ahhh its bainsey
bainsey by barry August 27, 2003
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A little guy that is four foot tall and has no friends HE LOVES COCK
MAN that guys such a bainsey his cock must be tiny
bainsey by Jibesh November 1, 2020
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A tall, skinny-fat male with a large nose - who commonly prefers the sexual company of male dogs,
He is a real Bainsey that bloke.
Bainsey by rani18 April 30, 2025

Barnseyed 

Being so totally ‘out of it’ that you temporarily lose all sense of time, reality and spatial awareness. Normal bodily functions go out the window, you become incapable of retaining bodily fluids, bone structure disintegrates and all you can say is fuck, fucked or fucking hell.
Check out that lump of a guy on the floor over there. Silly fucker looks totally Barnseyed.
Barnseyed by Jo Bato August 14, 2011
Someone who can't handle anything which intoxicates the body and does stupid things on a regular basis.
"Dude, she got her tits out and pulled a total Barnsey."
Barnsey by isetmyfriendsonfire January 4, 2009
some who tells a shit story with no point or meaning and takes ages to tell it.
the BARNSEY- "did anyone see that ah movie with um that actor who ah u know"

anyone around yells: "BARNSEY!"
BARNSEY by thomas delong'e May 15, 2006
gorgeous, smart, independent, attractive, envied by all women, successful in everything she does, she's the boss, friendly, strong-tempered, firm decision maker, unique. the best friend that you will ever have. the she will always give you good advice. the beast girlfriend you will ever have.
I want a friend like Biansey.
biansey by Chanel85 May 14, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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