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Bagronken is swedish slang for masturbation.
jag lik till bagronken
bagronken by Noodel May 21, 2006
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Balroken 

Balroken is a internet used slang, Balroken is very similar to the definition of noob also known as a horrible player in World Of Warcraft and most other Online Games.
Ken: Why Didn't you help me kill that monster

John: I don't know why i didn't

ken: You are such a Balroken.
Balroken by Darkoz March 17, 2009

Baronen (Baronus-søticus) 

Cute Norwegian kid. You can recognize him by his huge hair and abnormal height. Can usually be found having sex with one or multiple boys/men. At this point his sexual orientation is unknown. Has a passion for make up and videogames.
10:04:36 * Baronen nusser Lokke på truten
The Orcish term for Cess pool. comes from the orcs of Mordor.
You sir, are a bagronk!
What's that?
it must be a cess pool in orcish. yes, that will do...
bagronk by Phidgers December 1, 2004
said when something silly or unusual happens
"i just stubbed my toe"
"bagonkers!"
bagonkers by brittneyLURD October 16, 2007
YOU ARE BRONKEN!
bronken by Jackson greenway November 26, 2021

bagmonke_gt 

Oh did u see bagmonke_gt he’s so cute
bagmonke_gt by Bag is cute March 24, 2022
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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