bag lunch 

When three or more guys share a condom, and the girl slurps the collective jizz down.

"I didn't believe her when she said that's what she wanted, but Crash begged for a bag lunch. I'm just glad I was the first with the condom, I don't want the AIDS."

bag lunch by Ill-tempered Pirate November 28, 2007

bag lunch 

When a man is forced to ejaculate into a paper bag to avoid mess and cleanup in times of duress or in a college dormitory.

"I had to bag lunch it yesterday because we weren't sure when her roommate was coming back."

bag lunch by I AM A PIMP September 4, 2004

bag lunch 

Usually for the kids (in school), if they don't buy a lunch at the school for almost $2.00, and it's not crap, then it's a bagged lunch. It can be in one of those brown paper bags... or in a lunch box: a hard one (I'm not talking "horny" you sick bastards), or a soft one.

"I had my Mom pack me a bag lunch," said Jimmy, "I didn't wanna put up with the crap they serve in the cafeteria again..."

bag lunch by Elizabeth September 6, 2004

bag lunch 

Euphemism for booze of any variety

"Gee, biotch, how about some bag lunch?"
"What are we having today? Bag lunch!"

bag lunch by Goatsnuzz June 4, 2004

brown bag lunch 

When a gentleman places his scrotum and testicles inside the anal cavity of the young lady thus acquiring said "brown bag". The coated scrotum is then placed into the womans mouth thus creating a "Brown Bag Lunch".

After a stimulating night at the opera Theodore surprised Emily with a Brown Bag Lunch. As per Jeeves, the butler, cleanup was "ghastly".

brown bag lunch by Dick Throbbington February 21, 2011

tijuana bag lunch 

A bottle of muscatel in a brown paper bag. Any other fortified wine like MD 20-20, Cisco, Night Train Flambeau, Ripple ia caaeptable.

It was 9 a.m. and the lush guzzled down a tijuana bag lunch and threw the empty into the street.

tijuana bag lunch by England phi beta gamma April 2, 2008

The ol' Bag Lunch 

When you cover a girls face with a paper bag and proceed to rail that ho.

Ashley wouldn't shut her mouth so i gave her the ol' bag lunch and that did the trick.

The ol' Bag Lunch by skip gunderson December 30, 2008