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bag loyalty 

A shameful, but often common characteristic of an amphetamine user, particularly methyl.

When one attributes "bag loyalty" commonly referred to as "loyal to the bag" they will truly devote themselves to the substances of their addiction within the commonly used ziplock bag.

Often when asserting ones loyalty to the bag, as a pass on hierarchy effect the fiend will naturally be loyal to the holder of said bag with hopes of getting closer to the bag, maybe even getting in the "bag zone"

One must remember that the loyalty is tied to the substance, not the holder of the bag, if it were to change hands due to say a "stand over" even though the previous holder of the bag was victim to these injustices if they did not not act quick and replace said bag then there is a very high risk of your bag toting loyalty expiring that very second and shortly thereafter reactivating on the Gronk that just stole your bag.
Tacia: Have you got on yet Pete?

Pete: Nah, I can't be bothered riding to West, I'm gonna wait till Eric goes to Greg's and stands over him for his bag.

Tacia: But aren't you friends with Greg? Why dont you give him heads up?

Pete: Dont have to ride as far because Eric will have the bag.

Tacia: Fuck you are gronk, loyal to the bag.

Pete: Fuck up cunt check yourself before you wreck yourself the reason why Azza left you is because of ya bag loyalty.
bag loyalty by bigwillyp May 18, 2024
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026