baffles

Sockie Norris's food truck.
Baffles is a mix between breakfast and waffles

Sockies food truck "Baffles" is becoming viral across the internet

by Norris nuts fan July 9, 2021

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Baffles

(Ball-waffles) Used to describe circular waffles or ball shaped waffles

I don't like those regular flat waffles, I prefer baffles.

by Lailaiswrong24 March 3, 2025

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Baffles my cranium

To have your mind blown , or to be in a state of shock because you can’t believe what just happened causing you to be unable to comprehend what has just happened

Man: “Dude you heard about how sally slept with her bestfriends boyfriend?”
Mans friend: Dude what are you serious?! I can’t believe it. That really Baffles my Cranium

by Abbjuiceee February 20, 2019

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Bullshit Baffles Brains

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

by Eddy July 29, 2007

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Bullshit Baffles Brains

To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.

Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.

by dnptyf November 13, 2016

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Although the other definitions make sense, I've always associated a different meaning to this term. Bullshit Baffles Brains is a military term, I first heard it in the army thirty years ago. Rather than an attempt to deceive a third party, it is a description of the way the officers (management) and procedures are so filled with unnecessary and pointless bullshit, that they defy all logic and the fact that our glorious leaders had totally bought into that bullshit.

They want use to parade for the combat exercise in our best uniforms and change into our battle gear once we get into the field, talk about bullshit baffles brains.

by Rikstir April 28, 2017

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