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This is when you are doing a woman Doggy style. When you reach the point of climax you pull out and drop the puddle on the bed. Then you take the woman by the hair and rub her face in it saying bad dog, bad dog.
When she made me drop my load on the bed I gave her the bad dog
bad dog by Grimmy March 15, 2005
The act of a male releasing fecal matter onto his female counterpart's pubic hair, then rubbing his nose in it while proclaiming "bad dog".
Last night, my wife made me do the bad dog.
bad dog by UncleMarty June 29, 2010
A bad dog is a dog that is misbehaved and usually punished verbally for its actions by saying "BAD DOG!"
My dog Rowdy is a very very very very BAD DOG!
Used in a manner to describe dislike or anger. In order to properly administer the "bad dog" verbiage one must first make a hand gustier like you are pinching or picking something up using your thumb and index fingers with the middle, ring, and pinky fingers extended and making a shaking motion from right to left like you are shaking something and make the statement BAD DOG! (Hand Gustier is optional)
**You just saw a very heavy person in a less than attractive speedo or you kid just knocked over a glass of water, or you saw something that was really bad**

"Dude wearing that speedo when your 5,000 pounds thats a BAD DOG"

"That song was a bad dog"

"Oh Bad Dog..."

"I just cut my damn hand, Bad Dog"

*your friend just cut one "Dude...Bad Dog"

"He fucked her, bad dog"
bad dog by Michael Peterson April 13, 2007
While screwing a girl in the ass, you pull out and blow the load on the floor. Proceed to rub the girls face in it, while saying "bad dog".
She was being a bitch so I gave her a bad dog.
bad dog by gary December 2, 2003
Used in a manner to describe dislike or anger. In order to properly administer the "bad dog" verbiage one must first make a hand gustier like you are pinching or picking something up using your thumb and index fingers with the middle, ring, and pinky fingers extended and making a shaking motion from right to left like you are shaking something and make the statement BAD DOG! (Hand Gustier is optional)
**You just saw a very heavy person in a less than attractive speedo or you kid just knocked over a glass of water, or you saw something that was really bad**

"Dude wearing that speedo when your 5,000 pounds thats a BAD DOG"

"That song was a bad dog"

"Oh Bad Dog..."

"I just cut my damn hand, Bad Dog"

*your friend just cut one "Dude...Bad Dog"

"He fucked her, bad dog"
bad dog by Michael Peterson April 13, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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