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add bacon to my kale salad 

When a vegan does anal with a meat eater.
Chad wants to add bacon to my kale salad.

Salad Toss with Bacon Bit 

When you have a scab in your ass and your girlfriend liberates it while tossing your salad thus introducing a single bacon bit for added flavor.
My girlfriend gave me a salad toss with bacon bit and I'm feeling refreshed "butt" raw. (No pun intended).