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Butter Upon Bacon 

The 1800's slang 'butter upon bacon' is used to as a similie-style reference of extravagance or something over the top.
“Aye, I think it's a good idea to add the classical music performance to tonight's event, but don't you think making a kangaroo juggle eight toddlers is a little bit butter upon bacon?”
Butter Upon Bacon by C L G January 31, 2021

Big Time Butter Baron

A coolmathgame and a weird sex position.
Guy one: Hey want to play Big time butter baron
Guy two : ',:)
Guy one: NO NOT LIKE THAT
Guy two: ',:)
Guy one: NOT LIKE THAT EITHER

better off bacon 

Used to imply that someone's life is so inconsequential, that they would be worth more to the world if their flesh was cured and smoked into delicious people-bacon.
Man 1: While you were gone, that hot girl from the bar called to see if you wanted to go out on friday. I told her you'd have to check with your parole officer.
Man 2: Dude, you'd be better off bacon.

Bacon makes everything better

AD for a shirt that keeps coming up on this website.
AD: Bacon makes everything better
Me: GO AWAY!!!!!!!
Me: I should post a definition

My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn 

Basically nicholas' life story
Nicholas: this is my life story:
My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn