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Blackground Check 

The act of checking your surroundings for any black people prior to making a potentially insulting racist joke and getting beaten. Usually the joker will state they are making the check out loud, much to the hilarity of those familiar with the term.
Johnny: So this black guy walks into a bar... Wait, gotta do a blackground check....

Tim: Oh, that. LOL.

Johnny: Nope, no can do, there's one over there.
Blackground Check by Artien_04 August 10, 2009

Background check 

The one thing that stands between me and my job as a volunteer
poor little billy got rejected cuz they discovered his nudes from a background check

Background Check 

A popular euphemism for anal sex. First heard on the Allegheny College campus in Meadville, Pennsylvania.
I'm going to conduct an intensive background check on her tomorrow night.

Facebook Background Check 

When you meet someone online, (tinder, plenty of fish, ok Cupid, etc.) and you want to make sure they're not a total psycho before you meet them. So you look them up on Facebook to see what they post, who they're friends with, what pictures you haven't seen, etc. Sometimes you are surprised by what you find...
I was kind of skeptical about Todd, so I ran a Facebook background check to see who he really is...

Background check 

The background check is preformed while hitting it doggystyle. You take your right thump and insert it into her ass. Be sure to wiggle it around and get it nice and deep. When you remove your thumb it should have a good amount of poo on it. Now take your right thumb and put a poopy thumb print on her ass cheek. Similar to a live scan, DROS, or background check.
Background check by Mr. Brownfinger September 6, 2016

Background check 

The background check is preformed while hitting it doggystyle. You take your right thump and insert it into her ass. Be sure to wiggle it around and get it nice and deep. When you remove your thumb it should have a good amount of poo on it. Now take your right thumb and put a poopy thumb print on her ass cheek. Similar to a live scan, DROS, or background check.
Background check by Mr. Brownfinger September 6, 2016