Friend: you're never going to get laid if you don't let loose
Me: I don't want to be like those Broth Babbies
Friend: It's cool if you are, I will wash you with bleach after
Me: you're fucked up but such a good friend
You should not invite them to your party, you never know you might be the next Broth Baby at school
A Tiny person that can be annoying and fun to pick on.
They sometimes hit you with golf clubs in an attempt to ask you to play.
When in a car they scream and have a loud annoying laugh while you watch a movie, which totaly ruins it.
Baby Brothers rarly are good,quiet, can talk, and dont ruin laptops with sticky hands and pop their mother so kindly gave to them.
BabyBrother :Waaaaaah!
Olderbro: In watching a movie,shh!
Babybro:(sees funny part) AHAHAHAHAHAHHEEHEHEHEHEAHEHAHEAHEAHEAHEHUEHEAEHAHEE!!!!!!
Olderbro:screw this, im nnot watching it anymore.
First the babay shits in the girl's pussy then as he is doing this the girl does an extroadanarily hard position to sock the little boys cock while it's crapping. Then they start rolling on the ground preferrably down a large hill.
:1st person:I Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little baby yesterday.:2nd person:What.
:1st: Yeah Alligator Alabama Baby Brother Blumpkin Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little kid.:2nd: Wtf is that? 1st Person: Well it's when (Recites defenition):2nd:I don't think we can see each other any more:1st: Your jealous.
When two guys receive a blowjob from the same girl. Similar to Eskimo Brothers, but called Baby-Bird Brothers due to the similar action a mother bird uses to feed her young.
Guy 1: "Hey I got a blowjob from Shaylyn."
Guy 2: "No fucking way, me too!"
Random bystander: "Dude, you guys are Baby-Bird Brothers!""
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!