Baby Beluga 

After making love, a man ejaculates on his partner's anus. After ejaculation is complete, the partner expels gas through their semen covered anus. This causes a "spouting" phenomena similar to that of a whale during its normal course of breathing through its blow hole.

Man: I just blew my load on your ass. Get ready to fart!
Partner: Get the camera ready. Here it comes!
Man: I can't wait to post these pics. What a perfect Baby Beluga!

Baby Beluga by MoneyShotMaverick November 26, 2009

Baby Beluga 

A short fat girl that wears clothing thats to small for her. The term is derived from the beluga whale.

"i wish that baby beluga would pull her shirt down, you can see her rolls draping over her pants."

Baby Beluga by G February 27, 2004

Baby Beluga 

with clothes, same as a whalefuck which is without clothes

That baby beluga is a whalefuck, you can see her camel toe, her pannnis hangs over her belt, and you can count her pussy lips when she bends over provided that her legs are apart

Baby Beluga by Jake February 29, 2004

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012