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baby bag bitch 

A tiny little bitch that behaves like a spoiled brat.
Ex Bae: I'm here for all my stuff.
Man: Gtfo.
Ex Bae: I deserve all this stuff faggot.
Man: Wow, arent you such a baby bag bitch.
baby bag bitch by Chrismcmc December 15, 2016

bag baby 

When a guy wears a condom, finishes during sex, and the condom slips off inside the girl when he pulls out
Girl-the condom is stuck inside me???

Guy- push it out like a baby! A bag baby!
bag baby by Ginalynn January 9, 2014

Bag Baby 

(Noun)
Anyone chasing a bag, seeking wealth, pursuing financial security.

Plural (bag babies)
The bag baby/babies is(are) attempting to create several streams of income.”
Bag Baby by Babieeboy September 13, 2019

grab-bag baby 

(n.) a baby that could have been fathered by an assortment of men and as such the childs birth father can not be distiguished because of the mothers frequency of coitus during a short time period.
25-50% of Maury guests or really fun spring break/week in vegas. Or, "I don't know who my baby daddy is, and I don't want no grab-bag baby".
grab-bag baby by karma k December 20, 2012

Bag baby 

A baby born only because of child support insuring the mother gets a bag
Bag baby by Servanteous December 28, 2018

Baby In A Bean Bag 

When a mans penis is so small or his scrotum is unusually large, that the penis lays engulfed in his sack like a small baby in a large bean bag.
Ernesto - "I thought sergio didn't have a penis at first, but then noticed it was hard to find because he had a baby in a bean bag."