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Boston's kickass hockey team that assraped the Canucks in the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals.
Tom: Dude, did you see the Bruins win Game 7?
Fred: Nah, I was busy jerking off my dog.
Bruins by simpletroll June 16, 2011
1. The team that killed the interest of bostonians in hockey with constant futility and an owner who might as well be dead for how often he makes appearances.
2. The team that had Ray Borque and Cam Neely on it for many years and managed to win the president's trophy, but still couldn't take home the cup.
3. Save a late 2003 skid the best team in hockey, currently hot as hell, and the future 2004 stanley cup winners, due to some excellent goaltending by Raycroft and three solid offensive lines.
Go Bruins!
Bruins by birdboy2000 February 11, 2004
bostons hockey team that cant get out of the first round
bruins fan: the bruins went 82-0
bruins fan2: it doesnt matter man they'll be gone in the first round
bruins by piercefor3and1 April 21, 2004
Shitty poverty ass hockey team named after a dumb bear; gets owned by the panthers every year
jimmy: did you see the bruins game last night?
cole: yeah sam reinhart owns their poverty ass
jackson: guys im gayyyyyyy
bruins by gopanthers333 May 8, 2024

Bruins at 1

The time tested excuse by all UCLA Alums when they want to get out of doing something with their wives.
"Honey, don't forget that we are meeting with my parents at 2 for lunch."

"Oh sorry babe I thought I told you I was going out with the fellas today."

"You are?"

"Yeah. Bruins at 1!"

Bruins Fan

Someone who just found out the Celtics were knocked out of the playoffs.
Sully: Hey Murph, who ahh the Celts playing tonight?

Murph: The fack you talking about, kid? They ain't playin no mowwahh this yeahh.

Sully: So we ahh Bruins fans now? Do they still have Bourque and Neely? Or Bawbby Fackin Owwahh?
Bruins Fan by NawtSully November 21, 2011
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