A questionably black man who drives a tan 3 door beat up honda sporting jeans and a black hoodie. Exposes himself to the residents of Elon University in the wee hours of the night.

Lauren screamed when she walked into her apartment and the bater was sitting on her couch naked masterbating

Bater by Elon Dude October 26, 2010

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Bater

An extremely big-headed person. Or one who's head is un proportionaly large to their body.

"Dude do you see that bater over there?"

Bater by Andrew Fabry January 29, 2009

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Bater

Def 1: A beholder of the titty. A woman, chick, babe, or bittie.

Def 2: Baters - The titties themselves

Def 1: I need to snag some baters.

Def 2: I need to smack some baters around.

Bater by TropicThunder19 April 17, 2011

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family from England, few in numbers but very proud of their name, also more tolerant to crude jokes then the normal being.

Man, nothing seems to bug that bater.

bater by Sid the fire king February 5, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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