Breaks the awquard silence by one member placing their hand between the other's legs and flapping it from side to side like a fish whilst exclaiming 'AWQUARD SALMON'.
(NOTE: do not go too high up the legs or could cause further awquardness)

*awquard silence*

Person performs awquard salmon on unsuspecting member

Laughter breaks the awquard silence and the party continues

Awquard salmon by jdfreerider July 21, 2011

Related Words

awquard • Awquard salmon • Aquard • awquado • awquarium

awquado

When a situation is a tornado of awkwardness, usually used in context when something very very awkward happens

"How awquado was it when Sally said I was cheating on her with my little brother"

awquado by lila is a sheep July 8, 2017

Aquard

A misspelling of the word, "awkward." Defined at urbandictionary.com to make the misspeller feel cool and hip.

Savant: You spelled "awkward" wrong!
Idiot: No I didn't. Look "aquard" up at urbandictionary.com, it's the cool, new way of spelling it.
Savant: Idiot.

Aquard by Propriety Police December 28, 2005

awquarium

When someone makes a moment very awkward, they are said to be in an awquarium.

I could not talk to them without things getting awkward.

I know they all live in an awquarium.

awquarium by honestly too good December 2, 2009

aquard

Originating with the root words aqua- and tu-rd = water poop.
Also known as a terrible spelling for the word awkward

I had a splendid wet burrito that led to an aquard situation.

aquard by GNazi May 7, 2013

aquard

A student engineer's misspelling of "awkward". It is used in any computerbased context to "dumb down" superior intelligence that may be posessed by engineers and the like. Comedic value, mainly.

Mike: As I was calculating the proximodistal locus of anterior arc B-theta with reference to the tangeant of panel A....this girl from marketing gave me a strange look. It felt most aquard.

aquard by nondeskript December 28, 2005

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026