awquard 

Adjective - aw-quard. The alternate way to spell the English word commonly referred to as 'Awkward'.

-Wow, Michelle says the most awquard things sometimes.

-So I ran into Michelle today,it was pretty awquard, since i Piked her last night

awquard by Vyse1029 January 12, 2009

Awquard salmon

Breaks the awquard silence by one member placing their hand between the other's legs and flapping it from side to side like a fish whilst exclaiming 'AWQUARD SALMON'.
(NOTE: do not go too high up the legs or could cause further awquardness)

*awquard silence*

Person performs awquard salmon on unsuspecting member

Laughter breaks the awquard silence and the party continues

Awquard salmon by jdfreerider July 21, 2011

awquado 

When a situation is a tornado of awkwardness, usually used in context when something very very awkward happens

"How awquado was it when Sally said I was cheating on her with my little brother"

awquado by lila is a sheep July 8, 2017

Aquard 

A misspelling of the word, "awkward." Defined at urbandictionary.com to make the misspeller feel cool and hip.

Savant: You spelled "awkward" wrong!
Idiot: No I didn't. Look "aquard" up at urbandictionary.com, it's the cool, new way of spelling it.
Savant: Idiot.

Aquard by Propriety Police December 28, 2005

awquarium 

When someone makes a moment very awkward, they are said to be in an awquarium.

I could not talk to them without things getting awkward.

I know they all live in an awquarium.

awquarium by honestly too good December 2, 2009

aquard 

Originating with the root words aqua- and tu-rd = water poop.
Also known as a terrible spelling for the word awkward

I had a splendid wet burrito that led to an aquard situation.

aquard by GNazi May 7, 2013

aquard 

A student engineer's misspelling of "awkward". It is used in any computerbased context to "dumb down" superior intelligence that may be posessed by engineers and the like. Comedic value, mainly.

Mike: As I was calculating the proximodistal locus of anterior arc B-theta with reference to the tangeant of panel A....this girl from marketing gave me a strange look. It felt most aquard.

aquard by nondeskript December 28, 2005