awleep 

When you're inbetween sleeping and being awake

Troinell && Tanya were talking and then Troinell asked Tanya a question.... Tanya didnt answer, so Troinell thought to herself , "oh duh, she must be awleep." hahahahah

awleep by Tanya Rad May 26, 2006

awleep 

When you're inbetween sleeping and being awake

Troinell && Tanya were talking and then Troinell asked Tanya a question.... Tanya didnt answer, so Troinell thought to herself , "oh duh, she must be awleep." hahahahah

awleep by Tanya Rad May 28, 2006

Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.

Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.

Fell Asleep in the Shower by barcelonaIV April 12, 2015

asleep style 

A sex position, but also a sex CONCEPT. The idea is that you ask the lady until you're good and sleeping and then to get it on with you real careful like.

'I had Tina try asleep style on me.'

'did it work?'

'Who knows man. who knows.'

asleep style by neilmobile February 12, 2006

failing asleep 

This term describes the nightly experience of those unfortunate schmucks who just absolutely cannot fucking fall asleep, no matter how much thrashing around in bed they do or how much ruminating over past mistakes they indulge in. Instead of falling asleep, an insomniac is simply failing asleep.

Alice: "Wow, you look like hell"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"

failing asleep by channel_panel June 16, 2018

asleepsies 

being asleep. but fuckin awesomer!

my peepsies are asleepsies!

asleepsies by Holly & Teannah November 14, 2004

Asleepy 

Adj. The state between being fully asleep and fully awake; You are just awake enough to register the thought that you are sleepy.

I read your text, but I was asleepy and didn't respond.

The fire alarm went off, but he was so asleepy he decided to just stay in bed and face the consequences.

Asleepy by Carsonr January 25, 2011