A large, rare, flightless bird that originates from a land west of Hungary and north of Slovakia.
Because of their athletic prowess and sheer strength of
leg, occasional they are run in races with smaller men affixed to their backs.
One was able to run in a gubernatorial race and won. He has since resigned his position as governor of
California and returned to
Hollywood.
The Austrich has a strange and bewildering affinity for Wiener Schnitzel.