awespectacular 

If you want a word to describe something in your life that is beyond epic and awesome, you use awespecatular!

- That weekend was awespectacular! One long party. A whole weekend of awespectacular events

awespectacular by CANDI1 May 27, 2013

Awespectaculazing

Adj.
A level of Awesomeness that is incomparable to words such as spectacular, or Amazing, because it is just that incredible.
Has been known to turn heads and blow minds.

Radio Man- Man that rock chick is Awespectaculazing! why did I ever have to leave the country and ruin everything?

Other Guy - Stop being such a downer, its an Awespectaculazing day man.

Awespectaculazing by Loveandsunshine April 6, 2010

Asspectacular 

Fantastic; to have an 'apple-shaped' rear end; pert, with plex. Grabbable; capable of producing 'WHACK!' sounds upon slapping of cheek(s).

Holy cow! That girl's asspectacular!

Asspectacular by mj v1.0 September 2, 2003

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012