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avrilsguitarist 

Member in Avril's band who plays guitar so she only has to pretend to.
Teenage Fan: "Like OMG Avril is such an awesome guitar player, and she like totally taught herself how to play."

Disgruntled realist: "No you puppet monkey paramecium, she fucked that ugly ass guy in the band who plays guitar,avrilsguitarist, hence she fucked a guitar player, possibly the guitar itself, but nonetheless is not capable of playing the instrument, and on most occasions has trouble even indentifying what the instrument is."

Teenage fan: "But she has a guitar." (Sniff, sniff).

Realist: "I have a gun, but that doesn' mean I use it, unless I have a reason that I just found to use it."
avrilsguitarist by Cherries April 26, 2006
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avrilsguitarist 

Refers to homosexual men that appear to be 12 years old. Often times you will find avrilsguitarist in gay pop bands that do not have any real meaning. Their careres are short live just like their talent.
Hey look at that 12 year old boy over their he looks like avrilsguitarist.
avrilsguitarist by Jena April 5, 2003
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avrilsguitarist 

my garage band king.
i love avrilsguitarist.
avrilsguitarist by tessa February 23, 2003

avrilsguitarist 

male slut many people envy this person.
"That guy is such an avrilsguitarist, he has seventeen ladies on his arms"
avrilsguitarist by Neko February 23, 2003
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026