avrilsguitarist 

Member in Avril's band who plays guitar so she only has to pretend to.

Teenage Fan: "Like OMG Avril is such an awesome guitar player, and she like totally taught herself how to play."

Disgruntled realist: "No you puppet monkey paramecium, she fucked that ugly ass guy in the band who plays guitar,avrilsguitarist, hence she fucked a guitar player, possibly the guitar itself, but nonetheless is not capable of playing the instrument, and on most occasions has trouble even indentifying what the instrument is."

Teenage fan: "But she has a guitar." (Sniff, sniff).

Realist: "I have a gun, but that doesn' mean I use it, unless I have a reason that I just found to use it."

avrilsguitarist by Cherries April 26, 2006

avrilsguitarist 

Refers to homosexual men that appear to be 12 years old. Often times you will find avrilsguitarist in gay pop bands that do not have any real meaning. Their careres are short live just like their talent.

Hey look at that 12 year old boy over their he looks like avrilsguitarist.

avrilsguitarist by Jena April 5, 2003

avrilsguitarist 

my garage band king.

i love avrilsguitarist.

avrilsguitarist by tessa February 23, 2003

avrilsguitarist 

male slut many people envy this person.

"That guy is such an avrilsguitarist, he has seventeen ladies on his arms"

avrilsguitarist by Neko February 23, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022