Member in Avril's band who plays guitar so she only has to pretend to.
Teenage Fan: "Like OMG Avril is such an awesome guitar player, and she like totally taught herself how to play."
Disgruntled realist: "No you puppet monkey paramecium, she fucked that ugly ass guy in the band who plays guitar,avrilsguitarist, hence she fucked a guitar player, possibly the guitar itself, but nonetheless is not capable of playing the instrument, and on most occasions has trouble even indentifying what the instrument is."
Teenage fan: "But she has a guitar." (Sniff, sniff).
Realist: "I have a gun, but that doesn' mean I use it, unless I have a reason that I just found to use it."
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