2 definitions by Cherries
by Cherries February 4, 2017
Teenage Fan: "Like OMG Avril is such an awesome guitar player, and she like totally taught herself how to play."
Disgruntled realist: "No you puppet monkey paramecium, she fucked that ugly ass guy in the band who plays guitar,avrilsguitarist, hence she fucked a guitar player, possibly the guitar itself, but nonetheless is not capable of playing the instrument, and on most occasions has trouble even indentifying what the instrument is."
Teenage fan: "But she has a guitar." (Sniff, sniff).
Realist: "I have a gun, but that doesn' mean I use it, unless I have a reason that I just found to use it."
Disgruntled realist: "No you puppet monkey paramecium, she fucked that ugly ass guy in the band who plays guitar,avrilsguitarist, hence she fucked a guitar player, possibly the guitar itself, but nonetheless is not capable of playing the instrument, and on most occasions has trouble even indentifying what the instrument is."
Teenage fan: "But she has a guitar." (Sniff, sniff).
Realist: "I have a gun, but that doesn' mean I use it, unless I have a reason that I just found to use it."
by Cherries April 9, 2006