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Abigail’s Promise 

A nonsensical principle coined by the YouTuber, “Internet Comment with Erik”, being a parody of commonly referenced philosophical principles in media such as Occam’s razor and Chekhov’s gun.
“Did you hear about that new Lord of the Rings series? Classic Abigail’s promise right there.”
Abigail is a girl who will stop her personal life and go help someone as soon as possible. She is a friend to everyone and laughs a lot. When it comes to family, heritage, and close friends, she doesn't mess around. She respects you as long as you respect her. She is a beautiful person on the inside and outside but sometimes she can be your WORSE nightmare if you push it. She is also very loyal and a great friend to lean on. Also give's great relationship advice and sometimes is not even in a relationship. Its just like how a coach teaches but doesn't play in the game. Overall, Abigail is the type of girl you'd want in your life.
Damn, I could really use some advice and a little laughter, I'll go to Abigail.
Abigail is the best person I know, I'm so glad she is in my life.
Abigail by bhadieabby<3 May 25, 2018
Abigail is a stronger and smarter than anyone expects her to be. She can be stubborn as a bull sometimes, but only because she is always almost right. Abigail has been through some more pain than most people can even imagine, but her struggles have made her indestructible. She is the most loyal friend you’ll ever have, and never judge her assumptions about anyone, because she’ll end up being right. She’s loved by those closest to her. Abigail is smart, but she doesn’t always show it. She knows it gives her an advantage when people underestimate her. Abigail’s only weakness is that she cares too much. She always try’s to put on a smile even when she doesn’t feel it, cause she doesn’t trust most people.
Abigail is a quiet and shy person.
Abigail by LittleMiss_Honey November 4, 2019

abigail pinehaven 

A person who is amazing, talented, gorgeous, loving, caring and a spoon. She is the best human on this planet.
Person 1- “do you like abigail pinehaven?!”
Me- “yes she is the best and she deserves the world”
abigail pinehaven by Cool Daisy July 18, 2020
the failure to have sex with someone while both parties are sexually attracted to eachother
Jessica: we were both into eachother and he went down on me forever

Veronica: wow, that sounds hot
Jessica: but then we didn't have sex

Veronica: omg WHAT AN AVIFAIL
avifail by purpleroom February 25, 2018
Though us Abigail's are great , just like anyone else's lives aren’t perfect, we spread joy and happiness to help make us others happy , we’re tough and sporty while still being cute at the same time we can be funny if we want to and even if our joke isn’t funny we still end up making people laugh. “The fathers joy” huh. Definitely we carry that awesome smile where ever we go.
here’s to the Abigail's who are in that time in there lives where things aren’t going great .
if your reading this

i’m here to tell you from one Abigail to another

you are amazing and great and fantastic and a person that words alone can’t describe and where ever you live, near or far i’m glad to be sharing my name with someone like you.
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Person 2:......
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aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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