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the failure to have sex with someone while both parties are sexually attracted to eachother

Jessica: we were both into eachother and he went down on me forever

Veronica: wow, that sounds hot
Jessica: but then we didn't have sex

Veronica: omg WHAT AN AVIFAIL

avifail by purpleroom February 25, 2018

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Avifail

When someone (usually an attractive female) pathetically fails in her attempts to have sex.

"The guy came over last night, we were both naked but then last minute he said he had to go! WTF?"
"Wow, what an avifail!"

Avifail by sugarexplosion February 25, 2018

Related Words

Avifail • avigail • Abifail • Anifail • Avioailurophobia • AI Fail

Avigail

She's a nice girl who is beautiful and has an amazing personality. She loves her friends, even if they can be a little too much sometimes. She's usually mature for her age and has good grades in school. When she walks into the room her smile lights it up with her amazing fun and loving attitude. She can be shy or get embarrassed but is not afraid to speak their minds and agree their opinion. You can easily understand how she is feeling by looking at her facial expression, and is always there if you need someone not talk to or keep your secrets.

girl: did you see Avigail today? the day felt a little empty with out her.
boy: no, but I heard she's coming tomorrow.

Avigail by loveyourfriends May 7, 2019

abifail

A word used when one of your peers, With the name 'Abigail', Fails at a simple task.

"Abigail, You spelled your name wrong, how could you possibly do that. You've Abifailed.

abifail by KayLynnIsHere October 4, 2018

avigail

Splendor and glory. Bright and shining.

Watching the smegma drip was pure avigail!

avigail by Webster Diction August 11, 2006

Anifail

When an anime show runs out of material and does something ridiculous e.g. fails.

dude-"Yo did you catch Bleach the other day?"
dude 2-"Yeah wtf did he turn into? A fly?"
dude-"What an anifail."
dude 2-"Totally."

Anifail by wtf_kt October 4, 2010

avigail

The meaning for the word avigail is to rub honey on ones thighs. Many people have a fetish with avigailing.

"How about you come over to night, and you can avigail me."

avigail by Laloser January 24, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026