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Abifail
Abifail by KayLynnIsHere October 4, 2018
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Abifail • Abigail • Abigail_.hq • abigaile • Abigail Breslin • abidail • abigail cole • abigail marston • abigail mills • Abigail Peter
Abigail’s Promise
A nonsensical principle coined by the YouTuber, “Internet Comment with Erik”, being a parody of commonly referenced philosophical principles in media such as Occam’s razor and Chekhov’s gun.
Abigail’s Promise by Commentiquette Student April 16, 2022
Abigail
Abigail is a girl who will stop her personal life and go help someone as soon as possible. She is a friend to everyone and laughs a lot. When it comes to family, heritage, and close friends, she doesn't mess around. She respects you as long as you respect her. She is a beautiful person on the inside and outside but sometimes she can be your WORSE nightmare if you push it. She is also very loyal and a great friend to lean on. Also give's great relationship advice and sometimes is not even in a relationship. Its just like how a coach teaches but doesn't play in the game. Overall, Abigail is the type of girl you'd want in your life.
Damn, I could really use some advice and a little laughter, I'll go to Abigail.
Abigail is the best person I know, I'm so glad she is in my life.
Abigail is the best person I know, I'm so glad she is in my life.
Abigail by bhadieabby<3 May 25, 2018
Abigail
Abigail is a stronger and smarter than anyone expects her to be. She can be stubborn as a bull sometimes, but only because she is always almost right. Abigail has been through some more pain than most people can even imagine, but her struggles have made her indestructible. She is the most loyal friend you’ll ever have, and never judge her assumptions about anyone, because she’ll end up being right. She’s loved by those closest to her. Abigail is smart, but she doesn’t always show it. She knows it gives her an advantage when people underestimate her. Abigail’s only weakness is that she cares too much. She always try’s to put on a smile even when she doesn’t feel it, cause she doesn’t trust most people.
Abigail is a quiet and shy person.
Abigail by LittleMiss_Honey November 4, 2019
abigail pinehaven
A person who is amazing, talented, gorgeous, loving, caring and a spoon. She is the best human on this planet.
abigail pinehaven by Cool Daisy July 18, 2020
avifail
Jessica: we were both into eachother and he went down on me forever
Veronica: wow, that sounds hot
Jessica: but then we didn't have sex
Veronica: omg WHAT AN AVIFAIL
Veronica: wow, that sounds hot
Jessica: but then we didn't have sex
Veronica: omg WHAT AN AVIFAIL
avifail by purpleroom February 25, 2018
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."