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automobiliality 

When a car is so freaking sexy you just want to have sex with it and/or causes you to reach climax/orgasm
Example 1:

Dave: Tim, that new BMW M3 is so freaken sexy man.
Tim: I know man I just want to fuck it in the tailpipe.
Dave: You better be careful bro you'll get arrested in this state for automobiliality!

Example 2:

Guy: DAMN! That Lamborghini is so freaken hot It makes me wanna jizz all over the hood.

Example 3:

Girl: OMG That sound of that Ferrari's engine is making me so wet i wanna just bend over in front of it.
automobiliality by CraziPali December 22, 2009

automobestiality 

Automobestiality is the process of inserting ones penis in in the tail pipe of a motor vehicle.
The exhaust from your huge v-8 engine makes automobestiality SOOOO much more enjoyable.
automobestiality by Naughty Nate December 13, 2008

automobiliaphilia 

Also known as automotive fetishism. This is the name used to describe a fetishistic attraction for engaging in sexual acts in motorized vehicles.
My boyfriend said he has these fantasies about doing all these sexual things with me in his car, he's such an automobiliaphiliac
automobiliaphilia by Xander H February 26, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026